s02e04 — A Stray Dog Walks Into a Bar

I just can stop loving them. One of the best comedy TV series now.

Danny: If I took this knife and stabbed you, what would you do?
Justin: Well, I saw on Dateline that most stabbings are a crime of ion, so to be honest, I’d be quite flattered that you cared that much.

Justin: Maybe I just wanted to wear a vest.
Leslie: Is there a Marty McFly lookalike contest somewhere?

Justin: You’ve read the book, now meet the man. I am Chicken Soup For the Soul.
Drink me in. Let my broth warm your insides.
Danny: Yeah, I’m not a huge fan of man broth.
Brett: Me neither. LIE.

Danny: You’d get your ass kicked on Sesame Street.