s01e04 — The Switch

Justin: This is the most fun I’ve ever had. And I went to space camp.

Danny: When you act cocky, it’s like Tyler Perry without a dress on. People don’t like it.

Justin: That’s not the guy I know. The one I know has complete unearned confidence.
Danny: Yeah. I’ve had it since I was six. That’s when I knew I was better than everybody.
Justin: And you have to hold on to that delusion. Don’t give up.

Danny: There’s no way I would take that from a guy who looks like a guy who would sell massage chairs from Brookstone.
Justin: Well, you look like one of those street thugs that Spider-Man catches.

Danny: You look like one of those animatronic men from “It’s a Small World.”
Justin: You look a guy who watched one episode of Game of Thrones and decided to start doing his hair that way.

Danny: That’s a big deal coming from a guy who looks like a Southwest flight attendant.
Justin: That’s nice to hear from a guy who looks like Jesus if he lived in Seattle.

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